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Create Your Own Obama Speech
by: Robert McIntosh posted: 2009-01-18 06:56:00
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As we all know Tuesday is inauguration day for the new president and we are all at least mildly interested in what he as to say in his speech.
However if you want to have a little fun, why not create your own speech for Obama? With the Inauguration Speech Generator you can. Like the ever-popular mad lib games, you put in several words such as verbs, nouns, things, places, etc. and it will generate a speech for you.
Let's have some fun with this. If you have your own blog, create a speech and post it. Then link to our site saying that you found the generator via Patriot Room, leave a comment on this post to your speech and we'll post what we think are the best ones!
What better way to celebrate the occasion...
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Here is mine:
My fellow Americans, today is a historical day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "hope", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually change.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces exciting and thrilling challenges like never before. Our economy is liberal. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for workers. Our healthcare system is compassionate. If your ass is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a wallet dental floss. But liberating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Pakistan.
Finally, I must thank my scary family, my boring campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Muslims for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of generating the American people. Without your stupid efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Here ya go.
My fellow Americans, today is a slow day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "gun", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually waste.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces stupid and moron challenges like never before. Our economy is clueless. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for moonbats. Our healthcare system is dim. If your inner ear is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a in flight missle repairman. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a Birkenstocks headphones. But clinging together we can right this ship, and set a course for Area 51.
Finally, I must thank my wooden family, my angry campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Code Pink for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of caring for the American people. Without your tireless efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a black day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "change", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually liberate.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces black and black challenges like never before. Our economy is black. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for change. Our healthcare system is black. If your mouth is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a terrorist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like America's image. But coming together we can right this ship, and set a course for Chicago.
Finally, I must thank my black family, my black campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank black people for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of changing the American people. Without your white efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My submission (first try, or else you're just cheating!):
My fellow Americans, today is a aberrant day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "involuntary admission", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually defecate.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces fastidious and lecherous challenges like never before. Our economy is mollusk-like. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for demons. Our healthcare system is polygamous. If your free-floating rib is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a wrestler. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a jock-strap filth. But yammering together we can right this ship, and set a course for Rabbit Hash, Kentucky.
Finally, I must thank my orwellian family, my keynesian campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank NAMBLA for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of retching the American people. Without your sycophantic efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a totally sick day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "grilled cheese", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually get down to.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces groovy and crunchy challenges like never before. Our economy is dank. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for serious space jams. Our healthcare system is funky. If your feet are dancing and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a lot mama. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a smelly wook. But bonding together we can right this ship, and set a course for the Hampton Coliseum.
Finally, I must thank my excellent family, my amazing campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Phish heads for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of screwing the American people. Without your pathetic efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a hot day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "indian", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually shoot.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces cold and blank challenges like never before. Our economy is green. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for moms. Our healthcare system is red. If your hands is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a engineer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a wall snow. But flying together we can right this ship, and set a course for Detroit.
Finally, I must thank my soft family, my blue campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank mayors for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of walking the American people. Without your smooth efforts, none of this would have been possible.