Top Ten Stimulus projects: From radioactive rabbit droppings to the sex lives of female college freshmen

by: Clyde Middleton   posted: 2009-10-29 11:48:00
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Nice list Obama created here.

1. $300,000 FOR MAPPING RADIOACTIVE RABBIT FECES:

?A Week Mapping Radioactive Rabbit Feces With Detectors Mounted On A Helicopter Flying 50 Feet Over The Desert Scrub. ? $300,000 In Federal Stimulus Money.? ?A government contractor at Hanford, in south-central Washington State, just spent a week mapping radioactive rabbit feces with detectors mounted on a helicopter flying 50 feet over the desert scrub. ? the helicopter flights, which covered 13.7 square miles and were paid for with $300,000 in federal stimulus money, took place in an area that had never been used by the bomb makers. ? Marylia Kelley, the executive director of a California group called Tri-Valley Communities Against a Radioactive Environment, said the rabbit cleanup was ?kind of funny, in a sick way.?? (?Even Rabbit Droppings Count In Nuclear Cleanup,? The New York Times, 10/14/09)

2. $4,200-$5,500 TAX CREDIT FOR PURCHASING GOLF CARTS:

?President Obama?s Stimulus Plan? Is Now Paying Americans To Buy That Great Necessity Of Modern Life, The Golf Cart.? ?Thanks to the federal tax credit to buy high-mileage cars that was part of President Obama's stimulus plan, Uncle Sam is now paying Americans to buy that great necessity of modern life, the golf cart. The federal credit provides from $4,200 to $5,500 for the purchase of an electric vehicle, and when it is combined with similar incentive plans in many states the tax credits can pay for nearly the entire cost of a golf cart.? (?Cash For Clubbers,? The Wall Street Journal, 10/17/09)

3. $219,000 TO STUDY THE SEX LIVES OF FEMALE COLLEGE FRESHMEN: ?Five Hundred Syracuse University Freshmen Will Divulge The Details Of Their Sex Lives ? $219,000 In Stimulus Funds For The Study.? ?Five hundred Syracuse University freshmen will divulge the details of their sex lives as part of a women's health study called ?The Women's Health Project,? being conducted by Michael Carey, SU professor of psychology and medicine. Carey has found himself the target of nationwide criticism from conservatives since he received $219,000 in stimulus funds for the study, which looks at the sex patterns of college women.? (?SU Sex Study Raises Concern,? The [Syracuse] Daily Orange, 9/8/09)

4. $1 MILLION TO RENOVATE ?THE SUNSET STRIP?: ?Sunset Boulevard, Also Known As ?The Sunset Strip? And One Of The Most Famous Streets In The World, Will Be Getting A $7 Million Facelift After More Than 75 Years Of Use, With A Free Million Dollar Nose Job Coming From Uncle Sam. The City of West Hollywood Council received one million dollars in federal funds from the Federal American Reinvestment and Recovery Act (ARRA), (otherwise known as the $700 billion federal stimulus package), for the long-planned Sunset Strip Beautification Project, which is scheduled to break ground soon. The guaranteed funding will allow the City to increase the already nearly $7 million budgeted for this project by an additional $1,105,000, meaning enhancements to a project that already included the resurfacing of the roadway, sidewalk and improved landscaping.? (?Feds Stimulus Sunset Strip Beautification Project,? WeHoNews, 9/28/09)

5. $2.3 MILLION FOR BUG RESEARCH IN CONNECTICUT: ?$2.3 Million? ?Federal Economic Stimulus Cash? For ?Rearing Large Numbers Of Arthropods? Such As ?Nasty Invasive Insects Like The Asian Longhorned Beetle, The Nun Moth, And The Infamous ?Predator Of The Hemlock,? The Woolly Adelgid.? ??Rearing large numbers of arthropods? probably isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you think about using Connecticut's $3 billion in federal economic stimulus cash. But the U.S. Forest Service is using part of the $2.3 million it's spending here to fix up a quarantine research facility in Ansonia. (The arthropods, by the way, are nasty invasive insects like the Asian longhorned beetle, the nun moth, and the infamous ?predator of the hemlock,? the woolly adelgid.)? (?Money For Nothing,? New Haven Advocate, 9/1/09)

6. $6 MILLION FOR A SNOWMAKING FACILITY IN THE 15th SNOWIEST CITY IN THE COUNTRY: ?The Other Third Of The Stimulus, Government Infrastructure Spending, Has Been The Most Controversial From The Start. Some Proposals Have Been Criticized As Wasteful, Such As A $6 Million Snowmaking Facility In Duluth, Minn.? (?The Challenge In Counting Stimulus Returns,? The Wall Street Journal, 10/27/09) (Top 101 Cities With The Highest Average Snowfall In A Year (Population 50,000+))

7. $500,000 TO STUDY ?SOCIAL NETWORKS LIKE FACEBOOK?: ?A $498,000, Three-Year Grant? To Study ?Social Networks Like Facebook.? ?Millions of Internet users have been enjoying the fun -- and free -- services provided by advertiser-supported online social networks like Facebook. But Landon Cox, a Duke University assistant professor of computer science, worries about the possible down side -- privacy problems. ? To delve deeper into these issues and begin the search for alternatives, Cox recently won a $498,000, three-year grant from the National Science Foundation. The funding is part of the federal stimulus package called the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act of 2009 (ARRA).? (?Seeking Privacy In The Clouds: Research Aims At Isolating Social Network Information From ?Control Of A Central Entity,?? Science Daily, 10/15/09)

8. $380,000 TO SPAY AND NEUTER PETS IN WICHITA, KANSAS: ?The City Recently Launched A $55,000 Project To Spay And Neuter Pets Owned By Low-Income Residents. Unwanted Pets Ultimately Cost $240 Apiece To Collect, Board And Euthanize, the city estimates, so the program covering 800 animals should save taxpayers money in the long run. The stimulative effect? That is harder to gauge. With the $380,000 overall Wichita has received from its share of the stimulus, the city estimates that it is directly funding 32 jobs so far. The bigger job producers, such as construction and transit projects, are due to start in the coming months.? (?The Challenge In Counting Stimulus Returns,? The Wall Street Journal, 10/27/09)

9. $3.4 MILLION FOR A TURTLE TUNNEL IN FLORIDA: ?The Other Third Of The Stimulus, Government Infrastructure Spending, Has Been The Most Controversial From The Start. Some Proposals Have Been Criticized As Wasteful, Such As ? A $3.4 Million ?Ecopassage? To Help Turtles Cross A Highway In Tallahassee, Fla.? (?The Challenge In Counting Stimulus Returns,? The Wall Street Journal, 10/27/09)

10. $30 MILLION FOR A SPRING TRAINING BASEBALL COMPLEX FOR THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS AND COLORADO ROCKIES: ?A Big Chunk Of The Money That Will Pay For A New Spring-Training Baseball Complex On Tribal Land In The East Valley Will Be Delivered Via A Financing Program That's Part Of The Federal Economic-Stimulus Plan. The Salt River Pima-Maricopa Indian Community says it may borrow as much as $30 million of the estimated cost of the $100 million complex near Scottsdale that will become the spring home of the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Colorado Rockies.? (?Stimulus To Help Tribe Build Baseball Complex,? The Arizona Republic, 9/17/09)

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